Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Show Names

Before you can pack your bags, before you can hitch up the trailer, before you can send your entries in for a show. You first have to navigate the perilous world of Show Names....

Show Names are the first impression a judge has of your horse. So for instance if you enter the ring accompanied by "and now entering the ring is Sally Spoilsherhorse riding My Dad's a Pleasure" The judge will probably not expect great things, and will probably be asking your dad some interesting questions.....
By the way 'My Dad's a Pleasure' is the name my friends horse came with. It was immediately changed.....

In the dressage world Show Names are usually short and sound more like actual names compared with lets say the hunter ring or western ring where names are generally longer and sound more like titles. For example 'Just for Fun' or 'Haute Couture' are typical of the Hunter/Jumper rings.

While western names are slightly different because the dam or sire's name is usually included in the name like 'Doc Olena' whose dam was 'Poco Lena' and sire was "Doc Bar'. In the western world names are generally simpler than say hunter/jumper or dressage names, you will see lots of horses with names like 'dash for cash'. They also use more abbreviations like 'Dash ta Fame'

Dressage names are generally shorter and sound more like actual names like "Doña Linda" or 'Revelle'. However not all names sound like names like 'Paragon' or 'Wizard' But when they are given to a horse they can become more like a "real" name.

But a show name should be carefully chosen because some associations make you pay big bucks to change a horse's name especially their registered name. So try to avoid these mistakes..... please?

The Too Long Name:
i.e. the announcer should be able to say your horses name without taking multiple breaths.
Names like 'Keep Your Eye on the Sparrow' or 'Abbeyliex Maid of Diamonds' are too long. I don't care how pretty they are.... its too long. Also don't try and cheat to get away with a long name by "forgetting" about your space bar like this name 'MissJBrunningforcash' NO!

The Obviously Named by a Male Names:
'My Dad's a Pleasure', 'BetterfromBehind', 'Bodacious Ta Ta's', and 'Shags Graceful' 
Do I need to say out loud why these are terrible?.......


The I Thought it was a Good Idea to let My Niece Name the Horse Names:
As much joy as it will bring your niece it is still a bad idea...' Ginger Ruffle Ginger Horse' and 'Flamingo Bingo' 

The Cringe Worthy Names:
These are names that make respectable show announcers cringe behind the microphone.
'Grey Bloody Buttocks', 'Nigger', 'Death Breath' sired by 'Dog Breath', and 'Fog Duckin'

The I Should have Bought the Bay Names:
These are people who either don't think much of their horses or clearly wish they had bought the other horse they were looking at....
'Ugly Eddie Z', 'Almost Alpo', and 'Son of a Bitch'

Dont make These Mistakes, Pick nice names.....

7 comments:

Kelly said...

I thought about changing my mare's name when we started showing...'Riva' seemed so plain. But after reading your post - maybe plain is good :)

Merideth said...

Riva is a beautiful name! i personally like simpler names XD

buckpony said...

Ha - funny post. I've heard some doozies in the past! My first pony came with the name Buck, and he lived up to that name very well. He could buck like a bronc! We started jumping him and he LOVED it, so when I started Pony Clubbing him, we changed his show name to "Hold on Tight." It was very fitting, too. :)At 12.2 hh, he could clear 3' fences with ease. I lost my nerve at 3'6", so I never jumped him any higher than that. And a side note...when we started jumping him, he quit bucking!

Another pony's name was "Elegant Approach." We called her Filly for short. The girl who has her now calls her Poppie, short for Papparazzi. (Do you know Taylor Halsey by chance? She is a Pony Clubber from Dothan, AL and is a member of Wings PC.)I believe she is an HA/A by now....

Sorry to hear about your trip to England getting messed up! I hope you can get back over there soon!

Merideth said...

i don't know taylor halsey :/
Yeah the england trip has defiantly been a challenge emotionally.....

TallDarkAndSpotty said...

Your post was hilarious! I am trying to figure out a show name for my gelding... not a huge fan of his registered name, and Bear seems too short.

It has been the party entertainment for months now trying to come up with a name. My husband and brother-in-law want to name him "ManBearPig", apparently from a South Park episode. Hilarious to talk about, but NEVER going to happen! (They also think that I should enter my self as Al Gore. "And her is Al Gore riding ManBearPig..."

I think that can safely be added to the "Names you shouldn't pick for your dressage horse" list!

Merideth said...

Manbearpig?!?! Defiantly made the list!! XD
Two of my favorite gelding names are Dark Blue and Trinidad

Merideth said...

Manbearpig?!?! Defiantly made the list!! XD
Two of my favorite gelding names are Dark Blue and Trinidad